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Nobody Loves You

  • Wednesday, May 9 - Sunday, June 17

Music and Lyrics by Gaby Alter
Book and Lyrics by Itamar Moses
Directed by Michelle Tattenbaum

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Delighted audiences in San Diego, and surely elsewhere for years to come, will eagerly hand everyone involved a rose.”

—Bob Verini, Variety

Everyone in the audience, from the reality junkie to the serious hater, will find someone to relate to on this production's intimate, in-the-round stage.”

—Margaret Gray, Los Angeles Times

A musical spoof with oomph: NOBODY LOVES YOU is absurd fun. This world premiere musical set in the world of reality TV gets a lot of good laughs out of its clueless characters and gleefully over-the-top songs.”

—Critic's Choice —James Hebert, U-T San Diego

An enjoyable score packed with winning songs with hysterically funny lyrics. The tightly paced play starts off with a bang and rarely falters during its 100 intermissionless minutes. The show's a delight to watch!"”

—Critic's Choice —Pam Kragen, North County Times

A funny and irreverent World Premiere musical romantic comedy! Filled with tuneful pop songs, NOBODY LOVES YOU takes audiences on a hilarious behind-the-scenes ride through reality television and into real life. When Jeff, a philosophy grad student, joins a dating show to win back his ex, he breaks all the rules and tries to blow the game wide open … until he meets Jenny. In a world where every kiss is staged for the cameras, can two people find a real connection?

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NOBODY LOVES YOU is a recipient of an Edgerton Foundation New American Plays Award. Learn more.

Development of NOBODY LOVES YOU was supported in part by the National Alliance for Musical Theatre's National Fund for New Musicals.

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